Korean Hooker and the 40 Year Old Virgin

October 28th, 2008  |  Published in Random Acts

So I have this friend that was telling me about a guy he works with and the story is too funny not to share. He works with (what used to be) a real life 40 year old virgin. This guy lives in the room he grew up in…in his parents house…where is parents still live!

As far as we know…he had not had sex until one very special day. On a business trip to Korea, a group of guys…who are his customers…decided it would be funny if he popped his cherry with a Korean hooker. They bought their vendor a hooker and he fucked her while he was in Korea. To this day…it is the only time this 45+ man has had sex. If you bring up the Korean war or anything about Korea…he starts to get the shakes trying to tell you how he has been there before.

Are you ready for the gross part? He saved the toothbrush she used after they did the deed. How pathetic can one person get?

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