So there I am…in another pointless monthly meeting mind fucking myself just trying to make it through. Why is this meeting more insanely grueling than any other? It is run by a whore…that’s right…a whore. The fucking dumbest lady in the office has effectively slept her way into the top spot and is now running our meetings.

Do you have any idea how much you want to shoot yourself in the balls when a woman who couldn’t watch Sesame Street without getting so confused her head explodes is running your sales meeting?

To make matters worse…the owner…who she is now blowing on a regular basis is in the meeting sees the utter stupidity and says nothing! So the rest of us go on listening to this bullshit as if nothing is wrong! It is complete insanity.

She must be able to suck a tennis ball through a garden hose because I can’t figure out how the greying, store bought breasted bitch is able to get away with something like this. So now…every month we have to watch this train wreck of a human being act like she is smarter than everyone else in the room when we all know full well that she is in fact the waste of human space.

Do you realize that she is actually breathing our air that could be useable by someone else that can productivily participate in society?

It sure does give “blowing your retirement” a whole new meaning…